hotel room ftw
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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