U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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