Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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