This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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