that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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