OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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