idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Damn victory sex feels great
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Randomize