During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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