i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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