The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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