Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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