So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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