Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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