I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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