dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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