none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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