Me. At least after what I've been through.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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