wakey wakey hands off snakey
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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