So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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