the new term for farting is butt boxing.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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