we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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