I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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