just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
The ass gains better be worth it
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