i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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