His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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