You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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