be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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