if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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