we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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