I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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