she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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