Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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