belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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