so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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