He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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