Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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