whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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