just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Two words: blizzard sex
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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