Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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