I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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