dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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