Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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