we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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