I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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