i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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