There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Randomize
