Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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