we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
