Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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