he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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