let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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