your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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