that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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