So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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