awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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